…where are we going to put them all?

Migrant Tetris par sonofoblomov
Europe is having a hard time deciding what to do with all these asylum-seekers.

Germany, for instance, has a crying need for wage-slaves I mean unskilled workers er, well, you know what I mean!

So let them come!

At least, that’s what France’s German “partner” Angela Merkel says.

“Merkel, Schmerkel !”

…says France, “we don’t need unskilled workers, our French workers are quite unskilled enough already, Danke beaucoup. We have all we need.”

On the other hand we are quite willing to put up (with) a few in camps as long as they keep quiet and don’t pester us with their religion and hordes of unruly brats. Just as long as they don’t try to take our jobs. Not that there are any.

White Man’s Burden and all that.


Laughing all the way to Damascus!

Laughing all the way to Damascus!

In fact, Angela was only jesting about opening the borders.

We other Europeans still don’t get the subtle German sense of humour!

Hope the Syrians do!



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