Whither Farage and UKIP?

Under the spreading chestnut tree

I sold you and you sold me:

There lie they, and here lie we.

Under the spreading chestnut tree.

What now, Nigel?

Your shout!

Who’s Goldstein this time?

We are the good guys, aren’t we?

We were just pretending weren’t we?

I’m a bit confused, what with Oceania breaking up and all…

Was there something I didn’t understand?

AAARG!

We want our money back!

What do you mean, “what money?”

Farage

Ignorance is Strength!

In politics, “in 3 months” means “never.”

In two years means going into a parallel universe.

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